To all you single men out there.....

To all you single men one of my students (age 9yrs old)  has some advice for you. He says the key to getting the lady of your dreams is to;
1) make her laugh. (He says try walking into trees or falling into the snow face first...these have worked for him in the past)
 2) it helps to have "a pack", a six pack stomach that is.  But not to worry he says if you're not ripped just don't take your shirt off.
3) and lastly he says that the number one thing to do when trying to get the lady of your dreams is to....wash up every morning!